This is the most accurate portrayal of Mitt Romney that I have come across on the internet yet. Wooden, un-lifelike, contrived, and doing all he can against the odds to be accepted as a human being when his actions portray him as otherwise.

He looks as uncomfortable around people as Charlie McCarthy would look if Edgar Bergen had placed his arm in the wrong orifice in his backside.

No matter how he tries, or how hard he wishes, Willard just can't seem to come across as being real to most people.